The Ohhh moment

Every time I start talking to an old friend, from where ever might the discussions begin they come to common point.

I try to avoid it as much as I can. However more often than not I am unsuccessful in doing that. It is that part of the conversation after which I generally start wondering why did I ever decide to ping/mail/call that old friend I am talking too. More often than not it is the part after which our conversations move towards their end. I call it the ohhhh moment.

This is it how it goes.

They ask something like, "are you seeing someone", "are you still single", "so dude, hows bhabhiji (wtf)" etc etc etc...

My replies are generally, "no", "yes", "fuck off man" respectively.

Now is when it happens. Every one and every time reply something that looks like "ooooohhhhh", "oh ho", "ohhhh hmmm"

Really irritates the hell out of me this oooohhhhhh. 

I have tried everything. Changing the topic midway or furiously typing random stuff so he or she do not get to type ohhh or oho or ohhh hmmm. Even if I go offline , they do make it a point to send an offliner.

I dont need these ohhh s and hmmmm s. 

I am happy the way I am .. I guess. Almost happy for sure .. but please your ohhhhs make me go aaaaahhhhh. So Stop.